alright, alright, alright!

2011-07-30T13:49:00.002-04:00

There was a young girl, Lauolive.
So sassy you wouldn't believe, eh?
While constructing a limerick
she learned of the best trick
So good she sold it on Ebay.

And the sign say not to take photos at the DFM! HA!

2011-04-01T19:21:00.000-04:00

So, I asked her if I could add her to the collection. She was so delightful. She said she was a blogger and shamed me into posting this photo to my blog.
My blog....y'know, the one you're not reading right now?
Anyway, I'll post this to Facebook because I believe it to be the pure way to communicate with my friends right now.

Lady! Whoever you are, if you read this, contemplate friending me on facebook or whatever......

did that make any sense?

Questions about meat.

2010-11-27T08:38:00.001-05:00

Ask The Meatman

Propmaker Vs. Production Designer

2010-11-26T09:46:00.001-05:00

I made this for Vampire Diaries.

Johnny "guitar" Watson

2010-04-27T09:39:00.002-04:00

Watson died on stage May 17, 1996, while on tour in Yokohama, Japan. According to eyewitness reports, he collapsed mid guitar solo. His last words were "ain't that a bitch", probably in reference to the song "Ain't that a Bitch". His remains were brought home for interment at Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Glendale, California.

Ear avulsions

2010-03-15T20:25:00.003-04:00

Ear avulsions

The ear is particularly vulnerable to avulsion injuries due to its exposed position on the side of the head.[1] The most common cause of these injuries is human bites, followed by falls, motor vehicle accidents, and dog bites.[1]

#1 is human bites? Holy moly!

Fnugg - how it all started...

2010-03-01T19:47:00.001-05:00

yeah, baby!
FNUGG!

Safety Rope Fail

2010-02-17T06:27:00.001-05:00

Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

2010-02-17T06:08:00.001-05:00

Gil Scott-Heron - "Me And The Devil" OFFICIAL HD VIDEO

2010-02-16T20:57:00.001-05:00

2010-01-24T14:46:00.000-05:00

2010-01-10T21:46:00.002-05:00

2010-01-10T20:28:00.001-05:00

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

failed pick up lines from twitter

2010-01-10T18:53:00.002-05:00

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

If I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, I'd put my penis in your vagina.... wait...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

my penis died , can i burry it in your ass?

I'm not really this tall I'm sitting on my wallet!

Girl, if I wasn't on house arrest, I'd take you to Red Lobster (True Story)

2010-01-08T06:06:00.000-05:00

cutting edge

2009-12-30T19:08:00.001-05:00

Top 10 personalized plates in Kansas

Plate ---- Number
HUSKERS ---- 53
JAYHAWK ---- 43
GITRDUN ---- 38
CHIEFS ---- 37
2FAST4U ---- 36
SPOILED ---- 35
SOONERS ---- 34
BLESSED ---- 34
MYTOY ---- 33
REDNECK ---- 32

Read more: http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1116664.html#ixzz0bDihHBrt

Zombieland 2009

2009-12-13T19:50:00.001-05:00

2009-12-12T13:45:00.000-05:00

I saw this on the Drudge Report.

2009-11-12T18:24:00.001-05:00

If one scientist says it on Drudge, it must be true.
How silly of me to have ever doubted this.

NCDOT hard at work

2009-11-01T22:39:00.001-05:00

Knock Nevis

2009-10-29T20:39:00.003-04:00

The Knock Nevis is a massive ship, currently used as a floating storage and offloading unit (FSO). Owned by the Norwegian company Fred Olsen Production,[1] she was previously a supertanker and still holds the record as the longest ship ever built.

When plying the sea, the vessel had a fully laden draft of 24.6 m (81 ft), rendering it unable to navigate the English Channel, the Suez Canal or the Panama Canal when its load was up to capacity.[6] As a tanker she was known as the Seawise Giant, Happy Giant, and Jahre Viking.
Knock Nevis

a japanese response.

2009-10-24T16:14:00.006-04:00

from the comments of this article

" Oh yes, please berate our country some more oh, western overlords. We all know that Americans, Europeans, Chinese, Russians, Scandinavians, certainly don't overfish their oceans and live at peace with the undersea inhabitants. (No emoticon with eyes large enough to roll for this one)

When all of you stop fishing, whaling, slaughtering, and cooking life on this planet for yourselves, please feel free to make an arrogant supercilious documentary and I'm sure we'll all file in to listen to your moving sermons.

The only reason the anti-whaling/fishing crowd (Sea Shepard, I'm looking at you) and their ilk continue to reproach Japan is because any other country would call in their navy to lay the smackdown on these hypocritical troublemakers."

Kinda nice to see the Japanese fight back after all this time. Point and game.

BONUS: spot the difference between the two pictures!

That's mighty white of him

2009-10-21T11:47:00.001-04:00

For the first time, one Mr. Polanski’s lawyers, Georges Kiejman, floated on Wednesday the idea of a possible return in an interview with the radio station Europe 1. “If this process drags on, it is not completely impossible that Roman Polanski could choose to go finally to explain himself in the United States where the arguments in his favor exist,” he said.

I think I'll try that someday; agreeing to be tried for my crimes.

Girl missing in Florida

2009-10-21T09:56:00.001-04:00

Who the hell let's a seven year old walk herself home from school?

funny Google Ad

2009-10-20T12:50:00.003-04:00

Found at the bottom of a post about sea birds who ing est plastic and die

Swiss court orders Polanski kept in jail

2009-10-20T10:00:00.003-04:00

Roman Polanski suffered another setback in his fight against extradition to the United States on Tuesday when a Swiss court ordered the 76-year-old director kept in jail because he poses a high flight risk.

They should let him go so he can escape back to the U.S. He knows that's where the girls are.
That way we'll save on the extradition flight.

2009-10-19T11:14:00.001-04:00

YouTube Comment or
e. e. cummings?

BY FRANÇOIS VINCENT

- - - -

1. loog a his lirow nose

2. there is some shit I will not eat

3. LISN bud LISN

4. this i bad sorry to saY

5. leave her alone
she's not your gal

6. She is Lucifierian !

7. THuNdeRB
loSSo!M iN

8. aThe):l

9. stunned. i. am. stunned. every question speaks to us

10. What is nothing?

YouTube comment: 1, 4, 6, 9, 10
e. e. cummings: 2, 3, 5, 7, 8

OH NO!

2009-10-18T22:51:00.003-04:00

Polanski is sick!

Let's hope it's not contagious! We wouldn't want to catch what HE'S got.

Better yet, let's all send him a get well card! C'mon gang, what d'ya say?'

Sulfur hexafluoride

2009-10-15T19:23:00.002-04:00

EVA

2009-10-15T18:31:00.001-04:00

Ethylene vinyl acetate (also known as EVA) is the copolymer of ethylene and vinyl acetate. The weight percent vinyl acetate usually varies from 10 to 40%, with the remainder being ethylene.

It is a polymer that approaches elastomeric materials in softness and flexibility, yet can be processed like other thermoplastics. The material has good clarity and gloss, barrier properties, low-temperature toughness, stress-crack resistance, hot-melt adhesive water proof properties, and resistance to UV radiation. EVA has little or no odor and is competitive with rubber and vinyl products in many electrical applications.

Applications

Hot melt adhesives, hot glue sticks, are usually made from EVA, usually with additives like wax and resin. EVA is also used as a clinginess-enhancing additive in plastic wraps.

2009-10-15T18:14:00.002-04:00

Jalousie window

2009-10-14T18:25:00.002-04:00

2007 Groundhog Day tornado outbreak

The 2007 Groundhog Day tornado outbreak was a localized, but devastating tornado event that took place in central Florida early on February 2, 2007. Early morning temperatures had risen well above average for the season, which, combined with increased moisture and a powerful jet stream, created enough instability and wind shear for thunderstorms to rotate and spawn tornadoes. Due to the conditions, a long-tracked supercell formed and produced three tornadoes during a one hour and 17 minute time frame. The supercell resulted in a 70 mile (110 km) trail of damage.

Algaemia

2009-10-14T17:55:00.001-04:00

Algaemia

Algaemia refers to the condition where green algae is found in the blood.

C8H8O3

2009-10-13T23:12:00.003-04:00

The molecular formula C₈H₈O₃ (molar mass : 152.15 g/mol) may refer to:

Anisic acids
- o-Anisic acid (2-methoxybenzoic acid)
- m-Anisic acid (3-methoxybenzoic acid)
- p-Anisic acid (4-methoxybenzoic acid)
3,4-Dihydroxyphenylacetaldehyde
Mandelic acid
Methylparaben
Methyl salicylate
Phenylacetic acid
Vanillin
o-Vanillin

here

AWWWWWWW

2009-10-12T17:28:00.002-04:00

Director Polanski feels depressed in jail: lawyer

Let's hope he gets some cheering up soon. C'mon everybody, let's send him some flowers!

O Urizel

2009-10-08T16:20:00.002-04:00

David Byrne - Under heavy manners (fripp/byrne) lyrics

Saw one of these toolin' down the road.

2009-10-07T23:00:00.004-04:00

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/12/concept-truck-by-luigi-colani.html

2009-10-07T22:44:00.002-04:00

http://www.tuvie.com/atropos-an-aeorodynamic-converting-hybrid-semi-truck/

USS Bonefish

2009-10-07T13:31:00.001-04:00

HERE

Holy Moly!

2009-10-07T13:20:00.000-04:00

Keweenaw structure

2009-10-07T13:08:00.003-04:00

Here.

Iceland–Mexico relations

2009-10-06T23:11:00.002-04:00

whew!

Van Gogh in Arles looks a lot like Marks newest creation.

2009-10-02T13:13:00.002-04:00

Nice, eh? Hope you don't mind, Mark.

Dunleath

2009-09-30T16:56:00.000-04:00

castle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glucose

2009-09-30T16:33:00.002-04:00

jackfruit

2009-09-30T16:17:00.001-04:00

The largest tree borne fruit in the world, jackfruits can sometimes weigh over 75 lbs. Average sized fruits are 1-2 feet long, and 9-12" wide. Skin is green-yellow, with small spiky knobs, flesh is custard yellow with a banana-like flavor. Fruits may sometimes emit a foul smelling odor emanating from the skin. Jackfruits are extremely popular throughout southeast Asia.

11β-hydroxysteroid dehydrogenase type 1

2009-09-30T16:13:00.000-04:00

Don't even get me started

Lipocalin 1 (tear prealbumin)

2009-09-30T16:08:00.001-04:00

This stuff is sweeter than honey

Xipamide

2009-09-30T16:04:00.001-04:00

I love this stuff!
It's good on toast.

new ones

2009-09-28T16:49:00.000-04:00

best of Craigslist

2009-09-28T00:28:00.001-04:00

You hit me with your Prius

Date: 2009-07-25, 3:23PM PDT

Me - Bicyclist, heading to jury duty on 10th Street, Friday at 8:50am.
You - Prius driver, crossing over two lanes, hitting me with your car and speeding away.

I was hoping we could catch up for a cup of coffee, so I could get your views on the environment, and strangle you.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1288922120

Roman Polanski re-arrested

2009-09-27T09:42:00.004-04:00

Let's hope that while he's being extradited nothing happens to him. We wouldn't want anything to happen to him like, say, the plane crashing into the side of a mountain WHILE a big guard named Cletus beat the living shit out of him while buggering him with his own leg.

2009-09-25T10:12:00.001-04:00

ahem....

Super long life

2009-09-23T19:56:00.002-04:00

This lightbulb has been burning for over 100 years

How to Make Queso Blanco Cheese | eHow.com

2009-09-21T16:27:00.002-04:00

How to Make Queso Blanco Cheese | eHow.com

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Coffee shops

2009-09-20T21:50:00.000-04:00

2009-09-19T19:13:00.001-04:00

Woodrow Wilson is the only president buried in Washington, DC.

Wilmington Massacre 1898

2009-09-16T21:41:00.003-04:00

The Good Samaritan did not leave his own eldest son robbed and bleeding at his own threshold, while he went 'way off down the road between Jerusalem and Jericho to hunt for a man that had fallen among thieves. for can America afford to go eight thousand miles from home to set up a republican government in the Philippines while the blood of citizens whose ancestors came here before the Mayflower is crying out to God against her from the gutters of Wilmington.

see,
also,
and

The judgement of Paris.

2009-09-16T21:29:00.002-04:00

In celebration of the marriage of Peleus and Thetis, Lord Zeus, father of the Greek pantheon, hosted a banquet on Mount Olympus. Every deity and demi-god had been invited, except Eris, the goddess of strife; no one wanted a troublemaker at a wedding. For revenge, Eris threw the golden Apple of Discord inscribed with the word "Kallisti" — "For the most beautiful one" — into the party, provoking a squabble among the attendant goddesses over for whom it had been meant.

The goddesses thought to be the most beautiful were Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite, and each one claimed the apple. They started a quarrel so they asked Zeus to choose one of them. Knowing that choosing any of them would bring him the hatred of the other two, Zeus did not want to take part in the decision. He thus appointed Paris to select the most beautiful. Escorted by Hermes, the three goddesses approached Paris as he herded his cattle on Mount Garagarus. They immediately attempted to bribe him to choose among them - Hera offered ownership of all of Europe and Asia; Athena offered skill in battle, wisdom and the abilities of the greatest warriors; and Aphrodite offered the love of the most beautiful woman on Earth, Helen of Sparta. As if further convincing arguments were needed, Aphrodite then let her robe fall, exposing her nudity. Paris chose Aphrodite—and Helen.

Helen was already married to King Menelaus of Sparta, so Paris had to raid Menelaus's house to steal Helen from him. (According to some accounts, she fell in love with Paris and left willingly.) The Greeks' expedition to retrieve Helen from Paris in Troy is the mythological basis of the Trojan War. This triggered the war because Helen was famous for her beauty throughout Achaea (ancient Greece), and had many suitors of extraordinary ability. Therefore, following Odysseus's advice, her father Tyndareus made all suitors promise to defend Helen's marriage to the man he chose for her. When she disappeared to Troy, Menelaus invoked this oath. Helen's other suitors—who between them represented the lion's share of Achaea's strength, wealth and military prowess—were obligated to help bring her back. Thus, the whole of Greece moved against Troy in force. The Trojan War had begun.

All these Paris's

2009-09-16T21:26:00.002-04:00

United States

New Paris, Indiana
New Paris, Ohio
New Paris, Pennsylvania
Paris, Arkansas
Paris, California, former name of Loraine, California
Paris, Idaho
Paris, Illinois
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Maine
Paris, Michigan
Paris, Missouri
Paris, New York
Paris, Ohio
Paris, Pennsylvania
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Texas
Paris, Virginia
Paris, Grant County, Wisconsin
Paris, Kenosha County, Wisconsin
Paris Township, Michigan
South Paris, Maine
St. Paris, Ohio
West Paris, Maine
Beresford, South Dakota, formerly Paris, Dakota Territory

This article is full of unasked questions.

2009-09-11T14:40:00.006-04:00

I feel that all the cases written about in this article involving predators on Facebook sprang from parents not having a clue as to what their kids were up to.

I know it sounds simple minded but hear me out.

The problem seems to spring from parents not instilling critical thinking skills in their children from day one!
All the accounts in this article seem to point to a climate of lassaiz-faire on the part of the parents, and a climate of unrestrained hedonism on the part of the children.

Children who aren't raised with a critical or , dare I say it, a jaundiced eye about the world they live in become sure victims.

Are we so naive as to believe that one day tens of thousands of predators just showed up at Facebook?
Do we believe that all we have to do is ASK children to send nude pictures of themselves to us and they will all comply? Or that all we have to do is ask kids for money and they will give it to us? The kids who get caught up in phishing expeditions and nekkid photo exchanges are surely the children of parents who believe that it can't happen to them.

More to the point, do we really believe that the internet is a safe place at all for our families?

Brothers and sisters, if you believe there is any safe place for children in this sick sick world, then your children believe it too.

My 7 year old stands a better chance than yours of surviving open season on kids.

ARTICLE:Wake Up Call: Facebook Isn’t A Safe Haven

2009-09-10T21:52:00.003-04:00

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.: Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

Letter from ee cumming's father to President Woodrow Wilson. 1917

2009-09-10T13:58:00.001-04:00

104 Irving Street, Cambridge, December 8, 1917.

President Woodrow Wilson, White House, Washington, D. C.

Mr. President:

It seems criminal to ask for a single moment of your time. But I
am strongly advised that it would be more criminal to delay any
longer calling to your attention a crime against American
citizenship in which the French Government has persisted for many
weeks--in spite of constant appeals made to the American Minister
at Paris; and in spite of subsequent action taken by the State
Department at Washington, on the initiative of my friend, Hon.
----.

The victims are two American ambulance drivers, Edward Estlin
Cummings of Cambridge, Mass., and W---- S---- B----....

More than two months ago these young men were arrested, subjected
to many indignities, dragged across France like criminals, and
closely confined in a Concentration Camp at La Ferté Macé; where,
according to latest advices they still remain--awaiting the final
action of the Minister of the Interior upon the findings of a
Commission which passed upon their cases as long ago as October
17.

Against Cummings both private and official advices from Paris
state that there is no charge whatever. He has been subjected to
this outrageous treatment solely because of his intimate
friendship with young B----, whose sole crime is--so far as can
be learned--that certain letters to friends in America were
misinterpreted by an over-zealous French censor.

It only adds to the indignity and irony of the situation to say
that young Cummings is an enthusiastic lover of France and so
loyal to the friends he has made among the French soldiers, that
even while suffering in health from his unjust confinement, he
excuses the ingratitude of the country he has risked his life to
serve by calling attention to the atmosphere of intense suspicion
and distrust that has naturally resulted from the painful
experience which France has had with foreign emissaries.

Be assured, Mr. President, that I have waited long--it seems like
ages--and have exhausted all other available help before
venturing to trouble you.

1. After many weeks of vain effort to secure effective action by
the American Ambassador at Paris, Richard Norton of the
Norton-Harjes Ambulance Corps to which the boys belonged, was
completely discouraged, and advised me to seek help here.

2. The efforts of the State Department at Washington resulted as
follows:

i. A cable from Paris saying that there was no charge against
Cummings and intimating that he would speedily be released.

ii. A little later a second cable advising that Edward Estlin
Cummings had sailed on the Antilles and was reported lost.

iii. A week later a third cable correcting this cruel error and
saying the Embassy was renewing efforts to locate
Cummings--apparently still ignorant even of the place of his
confinement.

After such painful and baffling experiences, I turn to
you--burdened though I know you to be, in this world crisis, with
the weightiest task ever laid upon any man.

But I have another reason for asking this favor. I do not speak
for my son alone; or for him and his friend alone. My son has a
mother--as brave and patriotic as any mother who ever dedicated
an only son to a great cause. The mothers of our boys in France
have rights as well as the boys themselves. My boy's mother had a
right to be protected from the weeks of horrible anxiety and
suspense caused by the inexplicable arrest and imprisonment of
her son. My boy's mother had a right to be spared the supreme
agony caused by a blundering cable from Paris saying that he had
been drowned by a submarine. (An error which Mr. Norton
subsequently cabled that he had discovered six weeks before.) My
boy's mother and all American mothers have a right to be
protected against all needless anxiety and sorrow.

Pardon me, Mr. President, but if I were President and your son
were suffering such prolonged injustice at the hands of France;
and your son's mother had been needlessly kept in Hell as many
weeks as my boy's mother has--I would do something to make
American citizenship as sacred in the eyes of Frenchmen as Roman
citizenship was in the eyes of the ancient world. Then it was
enough to ask the question, "Is it lawful to scourge a man that
is a Roman, and uncondemned?" Now, in France, it seems lawful to
treat like a condemned criminal a man that is an American,
uncondemned and admittedly innocent!

2009-09-08T15:06:00.000-04:00

From: Here

2009-09-04T13:03:00.001-04:00

House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes to vote on a new budget for the fiscal year in the Capitol, in Hartford, Conn., Monday, Aug., 31, 2009. (JESSICA HILL/ASSOCIATED PRESS / August 31, 2009)

From the blog "people at walmart"

2009-09-04T11:39:00.001-04:00

Found here

Barreleye fish

2009-09-04T08:54:00.000-04:00

Ecocoffins

2009-07-05T07:56:00.002-04:00

Here

Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

2009-04-30T22:27:00.002-04:00

2009-03-08T14:47:00.000-04:00

Nub.

2009-03-08T14:46:00.002-04:00

Super Cub Super STOL Short Field Landing

2009-01-18T13:58:00.001-05:00

baddass!

WHO KNEW?

2009-01-09T09:54:00.003-05:00

There is another blog named Alright, Alright, Alright on Blogger.
Turns out it's pretty good, too.

It's permanent over to the right in the blogroll.

Sorry about the confusion, Dave.

*UPDATE!*

DOH! Just realized he hasn't updated the blog in about a year! Nevermind.

Apple Knows Who Stole Your iPod

2009-01-02T18:23:00.002-05:00

""Apple maintains records of stolen iPod serial numbers," the website reads. "Apple's iTunes software records the serial number of the last connected iPod. Apple sells songs to people that enter their billing information into the iTunes software. So why isn't Apple doing anything to prevent the sale of songs to the person with YOUR stolen iPod?"

A recent graduate of Suffolk University Law School in Boston, Ferry started the site in May after losing an iPod. He'd been traveling from Detroit to Boston when an iPod he'd borrowed was stolen from his laptop-computer bag. Ferry had also called Apple and been disappointed. "I guess I assumed Apple would help," he said."

HARPER'S YEARLY REVIEW

2009-01-01T13:25:00.001-05:00

January 1, 2009

The United States marked the five-year anniversary of the
war in Iraq. Over four million Iraqis had fled the country
or been internally displaced, and the total cost of the
war, currently about $650 billion, was expected to rise to
$2 trillion over the next five years. Oil rose above $147
a barrel, and Abu Dhabi bought New York City's Chrysler
Building for $800 million. Somali pirates stole a Saudi
supertanker. President George W. Bush announced that North
Korea was no longer a state sponsor of terrorism. The CIA
expanded its covert operations in Iran. Bozo the Clown
died, as did Jesse Helms, William F. Buckley Jr., Paul
Newman, Heath Ledger, Indonesian dictator Suharto,
comedian George Carlin, didgeridoo master Alan Dargin,
and, at age 110, Louis de Cazenave of the Fifth Senegalese
Rifles, one of the last two living French veterans of
World War I. "War," he once explained, "is something
absurd, useless, that nothing can justify." Ariel Sharon
was still alive, and Israel bombed Gaza in retaliation for
ongoing rocket attacks. Tom Jones insured his chest hair
for $7 million.

Australian police tasered a ram. France banned TV shows
for babies. Pope Benedict XVI toured the United States,
and the Vatican released a list of seven "social"
sins--including littering, genetic tampering, and creating
poverty--to complement the seven cardinal vices. The World
Health Organization announced that virtually untreatable
drug-resistant tuberculosis could now be found in 45
countries. Japanese men began to wear bras. The cost of
rice increased by 30 percent, and food riots broke out in
30 countries. The United Nations expected the number of
starving people in the world to rise to 950 million. North
Korean hunger scientists announced a new noodle. In an
expanding thousand-square-mile low-oxygen zone growing
along the coast of Oregon and Washington, every fish,
crab, and sea worm was dead. A 7.9-magnitude earthquake
centered in China's Sichuan Province left tens of
thousands of people dead and millions homeless. The Summer
Olympics were held in Beijing, heralded on television by
fake, computer-generated fireworks. Structures built for
the 2004 Athens Olympics were falling into ruin. A man in
Swansea, Wales, died from eating too much fairycake, and
an elderly German woman filed a lawsuit against a hospital
in Bavaria after she went in for a leg operation and was
instead given a new anus. Paddington Bear turned 50; both
the cubicle and the assassination of Martin Luther King
turned 40; Viagra turned 10. One in 100 American adults
was behind bars.

The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that detainees held as "enemy
combatants" by the United States at Guantanamo Bay have a
constitutional right to challenge their detention through
habeas corpus petitions in federal courts. Scientists
located the part of the brain responsible for
understanding sarcasm. Global stock markets lost $3.1
trillion in four days, and the Dow Jones Industrial
Average fell below 10,000 for the first time in five
years. The real estate boom in Dubai slowed. Nobel
Laureate V. S. Naipaul declared that there are "no more
great writers," and Bob Dylan won a Pulitzer Prize.
Illinois Senator Barack Obama was elected President of the
United States. Gunmen terrorized Mumbai, and inflation in
Zimbabwe reached 23 million percent. Iceland went
bankrupt. Zookeepers across the United States put their
animals on diets, feeding gorillas according to a Weight
Watchers point system and offering polar bears sugar-free
Jell-O. The thoughts of a monkey in North Carolina
controlled the actions of a robot in Japan. New York
researchers used carbon nanotubes to create the darkest
material known to man. Two teams of physicists, one in
Calgary and the other in Tokyo, successfully stored
nothing within a gas in the form of squeezed vacuum
composed of uncertainty.

2009-01-01T12:25:00.004-05:00

Rachael Ray’s Deadly Dog Food

Food Buzz Rachael Ray published her recipe for “Isaboos Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar” in Modern Dog magazine, without a warning that it's actually not for doggy consumption. See, it's completely toxic to dogs because it includes onions! Somewhat hilariously, she posted it alongside a memorial to “Boo” who died suddenly…without explanation…perhaps eating her favorite Mac & Cheddar squash dish?

2009-01-01T12:08:00.001-05:00

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2008-12-31T09:15:00.002-05:00

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R.I.P. Ellie Nessler

2008-12-30T08:38:00.003-05:00

She made a difference.

Hoppin' John again this year? Me not think so!

2008-12-29T20:51:00.006-05:00

I ate a mess of Hoppin' John on new years day last year (like the good boy my mama thinks I am) and I'm fairly convinced it cost me my life savings and possibly my house.
I more than fairly convinced it cost me my dignity.

I'm thinkin' that this year I'm going to forgo it and try something new. Yeah, sure I'll MAKE it so my wife and child will have some shred of hope to hang onto, God knows they can't count on me to provide health, wealth, and happiness.

This year I'm seriously thinking about replacing Hoppin' John with a Reuben.

Think about it.....meat, vegetables, cultural significance. Hell, there's got to be some culture out there that eats corned beef every new years day, right? Yeah, I know the culture that eats it on new years also eats it 137 other days of the year, but so what.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet this years Hoppin' John............(drum roll)...................

12 Volt Battery Hack!

2008-12-29T14:30:00.002-05:00

Holy Moly, that's one lucky kid. He got to see a bear up close!

2008-12-28T13:16:00.002-05:00

Man, these things NEVER happen to me

Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

2008-12-28T12:08:00.001-05:00

from best of craigslist

2008-12-27T10:59:00.005-05:00

CAT FOUND!

I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because i think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.

I'll look like Macgyver some day

2008-12-18T23:14:00.002-05:00

Moooooo Glue - More DIY How To Projects

One-person invasion attempt

2008-12-17T22:55:00.002-05:00

In August 1990 an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes attempted a singlehanded invasion of Sark, armed with a semi-automatic weapon. The night Gardes arrived he put up signs declaring his intention to take over the island the following day at noon. He was arrested by the island's volunteer Constable, while sitting on a bench, changing the gun's magazine and waiting for noon to arrive.

More on the Island of SARK

New kitchen floor

2008-12-17T16:12:00.000-05:00

Explanation Fail

2008-12-17T09:47:00.002-05:00

Jones BIG ASS truck rental and storage

2008-12-17T09:38:00.001-05:00

Real (and real funny) website here

Which element for Christmas?

2008-12-15T10:59:00.002-05:00

Yeah, you'll be singing this song for a week. You can thank me later.

2008-12-14T15:06:00.001-05:00

science jokes, the finest kind.

2008-12-14T11:09:00.002-05:00

Q: What do you get when you mix iron, bromine, uranium, argon, and yttrium?
A: FeBrUArY

Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To a prism.

Power, Work, and Energy are walking along when suddenly someone walks up and kicks energy. All three fall down in agony.
"Hey!" yells energy, "I'm the one that got hit, not you guys! Why are you moaning?"
"Are you kidding?" Yells Power. "We just got kicked in the Joules!"

Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control!

Matt's Today In History

2008-12-14T09:34:00.001-05:00

Very good site. Lots of good stories, well written.
Website

Podcast

Pizza Delivery Fail

2008-12-11T21:03:00.001-05:00

"They looked clinically dead on the encephalograph" The one thing they got right in this "report"

2008-12-10T11:33:00.003-05:00

[I am as surprised and shocked as you will be to hear such a respected scientist as Dr Bob Beck telling us that garlic is highly toxic. Editor]

The reason garlic is so toxic, the sulphone hydroxyl ion penetrates the blood brain barrier, just like DMSO, and is a specific poison for higher life forms and brain cells.

We discovered this much to our horror, when I was the world's largest manufacturer of ethical EEG biofeedback equipment. We'd have people come back from lunch that looked clinically dead on the encephalograph, which we used to calibrate their progress. "Well, what happened?" " Well, I went to an Italian restaurant and there was some garlic in my salad dressing!".

Unwholesome consequences and reactions when consuming these plants:
Repellent breath, offensive body odour and from bowels when discharged; Can stimulate lustful gratifications when eaten cooked.

When eaten raw they can create aggravation, agitations, anxieties and aggressiveness and cause emotional outbursts and anger.

More isanity here.

New Kitchen Floor

2008-12-09T21:42:00.003-05:00

before

after

The petroleum fly

2008-12-09T21:29:00.000-05:00

The petroleum fly, Helaeomyia petrolei, is a species of fly from California, USA. The larvae feed on dead insects that become trapped in naturally occurring petroleum pools, making this the only known insect species that develops in crude oil, which is normally highly toxic to insects.^[1]

Great.....what's next?

2008-12-09T21:06:00.000-05:00

Many of the newest solar panels are manufactured with a gas that is 17,000 times more potent than carbon dioxide in contributing to global warming.

soldier with gun

2008-12-08T09:14:00.001-05:00

Little girl with gun

2008-12-08T09:11:00.002-05:00

alright, alright, alright!

And the sign say not to take photos at the DFM! HA!

Questions about meat.

Propmaker Vs. Production Designer

Johnny "guitar" Watson

Ear avulsions

Fnugg - how it all started...

Safety Rope Fail

Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

Gil Scott-Heron - "Me And The Devil" **OFFICIAL HD VIDEO**

failed pick up lines from twitter

cutting edge

Zombieland 2009

I saw this on the Drudge Report.

NCDOT hard at work

Knock Nevis

a japanese response.

That's mighty white of him

Girl missing in Florida

funny Google Ad

Swiss court orders Polanski kept in jail

YouTube Comment ore. e. cummings?

OH NO!

Sulfur hexafluoride

EVA

Applications

Jalousie window

2007 Groundhog Day tornado outbreak

Algaemia

Algaemia

C8H8O3

AWWWWWWW

Director Polanski feels depressed in jail: lawyer

O Urizel

Saw one of these toolin' down the road.

USS Bonefish

Holy Moly!

Keweenaw structure

Iceland–Mexico relations

Van Gogh in Arles looks a lot like Marks newest creation.

Dunleath

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glucose

jackfruit

11β-hydroxysteroid dehydrogenase type 1

Lipocalin 1 (tear prealbumin)

Xipamide

new ones

best of Craigslist

You hit me with your Prius

Roman Polanski re-arrested

Super long life

How to Make Queso Blanco Cheese | eHow.com

Coffee shops

Wilmington Massacre 1898

The judgement of Paris.

All these Paris's

United States

This article is full of unasked questions.

Letter from ee cumming's father to President Woodrow Wilson. 1917

From the blog "people at walmart"

Barreleye fish

Ecocoffins

Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

Nub.

Super Cub Super STOL Short Field Landing

WHO KNEW?

Apple Knows Who Stole Your iPod

HARPER'S YEARLY REVIEW

R.I.P. Ellie Nessler

Hoppin' John again this year? Me not think so!

12 Volt Battery Hack!

Holy Moly, that's one lucky kid. He got to see a bear up close!

Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

from best of craigslist

CAT FOUND!

I'll look like Macgyver some day

One-person invasion attempt

New kitchen floor

Explanation Fail

Jones BIG ASS truck rental and storage

Gil Scott-Heron - "Me And The Devil" OFFICIAL HD VIDEO

YouTube Comment or
e. e. cummings?