Monday, December 17, 2012

Higgledy piggledy,
Gabriel Fahrenheit
Out in the cold
but still in the know;
Celsius temperature
incomprehensibly
comes out the same
at 40 below!

Friday, November 23, 2012

Saturday, July 30, 2011

There was a young girl, Lauolive.
So sassy you wouldn't believe, eh?
While constructing a limerick
she learned of the best trick
So good she sold it on Ebay.

Friday, April 1, 2011

And the sign say not to take photos at the DFM! HA!



So, I asked her if I could add her to the collection. She was so delightful. She said she was a blogger and shamed me into posting this photo to my blog.
My blog....y'know, the one you're not reading right now?
Anyway, I'll post this to Facebook because I believe it to be the pure way to communicate with my friends right now.

Lady! Whoever you are, if you read this, contemplate friending me on facebook or whatever......

did that make any sense?

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Friday, November 26, 2010

Propmaker Vs. Production Designer


I made this for Vampire Diaries.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Johnny "guitar" Watson


Watson died on stage May 17, 1996, while on tour in Yokohama, Japan. According to eyewitness reports, he collapsed mid guitar solo. His last words were "ain't that a bitch", probably in reference to the song "Ain't that a Bitch". His remains were brought home for interment at Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Glendale, California.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Ear avulsions

Ear avulsions

The ear is particularly vulnerable to avulsion injuries due to its exposed position on the side of the head.[1] The most common cause of these injuries is human bites, followed by falls, motor vehicle accidents, and dog bites.[1]

#1 is human bites? Holy moly!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

failed pick up lines from twitter

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

If I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, I'd put my penis in your vagina.... wait...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

my penis died , can i burry it in your ass?

I'm not really this tall I'm sitting on my wallet!

Girl, if I wasn't on house arrest, I'd take you to Red Lobster (True Story)

Friday, January 8, 2010

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

cutting edge

Top 10 personalized plates in Kansas

Plate ---- Number
HUSKERS ---- 53
JAYHAWK ---- 43
GITRDUN ---- 38
CHIEFS ---- 37
2FAST4U ---- 36
SPOILED ---- 35
SOONERS ---- 34
BLESSED ---- 34
MYTOY ---- 33
REDNECK ---- 32

Read more: http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1116664.html#ixzz0bDihHBrt

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I saw this on the Drudge Report.


If one scientist says it on Drudge, it must be true.
How silly of me to have ever doubted this.

Sunday, November 1, 2009