There was a young girl, Lauolive.
So sassy you wouldn't believe, eh?
While constructing a limerick
she learned of the best trick
So good she sold it on Ebay.

And the sign say not to take photos at the DFM! HA!

So, I asked her if I could add her to the collection. She was so delightful. She said she was a blogger and shamed me into posting this photo to my blog.
My blog....y'know, the one you're not reading right now?
Anyway, I'll post this to Facebook because I believe it to be the pure way to communicate with my friends right now.

Lady! Whoever you are, if you read this, contemplate friending me on facebook or whatever......

did that make any sense?

Questions about meat.

Ask The Meatman

Propmaker Vs. Production Designer

I made this for Vampire Diaries.

Johnny "guitar" Watson

Watson died on stage May 17, 1996, while on tour in Yokohama, Japan. According to eyewitness reports, he collapsed mid guitar solo. His last words were "ain't that a bitch", probably in reference to the song "Ain't that a Bitch". His remains were brought home for interment at Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Glendale, California.

Ear avulsions

Ear avulsions

The ear is particularly vulnerable to avulsion injuries due to its exposed position on the side of the head.[1] The most common cause of these injuries is human bites, followed by falls, motor vehicle accidents, and dog bites.[1]

#1 is human bites? Holy moly!

Fnugg - how it all started...

yeah, baby!
FNUGG!

Safety Rope Fail

Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

Gil Scott-Heron - "Me And The Devil" **OFFICIAL HD VIDEO**

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

failed pick up lines from twitter

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

If I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, I'd put my penis in your vagina.... wait...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

my penis died , can i burry it in your ass?

I'm not really this tall I'm sitting on my wallet!

Girl, if I wasn't on house arrest, I'd take you to Red Lobster (True Story)

cutting edge

Top 10 personalized plates in Kansas

Plate ---- Number
HUSKERS ---- 53
JAYHAWK ---- 43
GITRDUN ---- 38
CHIEFS ---- 37
2FAST4U ---- 36
SPOILED ---- 35
SOONERS ---- 34
BLESSED ---- 34
MYTOY ---- 33
REDNECK ---- 32

Read more: http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1116664.html#ixzz0bDihHBrt

Zombieland 2009

I saw this on the Drudge Report.

If one scientist says it on Drudge, it must be true.
How silly of me to have ever doubted this.

NCDOT hard at work

Knock Nevis

The Knock Nevis is a massive ship, currently used as a floating storage and offloading unit (FSO). Owned by the Norwegian company Fred Olsen Production,[1] she was previously a supertanker and still holds the record as the longest ship ever built.

When plying the sea, the vessel had a fully laden draft of 24.6 m (81 ft), rendering it unable to navigate the English Channel, the Suez Canal or the Panama Canal when its load was up to capacity.[6] As a tanker she was known as the Seawise Giant, Happy Giant, and Jahre Viking.
Knock Nevis

a japanese response.

from the comments of this article

" Oh yes, please berate our country some more oh, western overlords. We all know that Americans, Europeans, Chinese, Russians, Scandinavians, certainly don't overfish their oceans and live at peace with the undersea inhabitants. (No emoticon with eyes large enough to roll for this one)

When all of you stop fishing, whaling, slaughtering, and cooking life on this planet for yourselves, please feel free to make an arrogant supercilious documentary and I'm sure we'll all file in to listen to your moving sermons.

The only reason the anti-whaling/fishing crowd (Sea Shepard, I'm looking at you) and their ilk continue to reproach Japan is because any other country would call in their navy to lay the smackdown on these hypocritical troublemakers."

Kinda nice to see the Japanese fight back after all this time. Point and game.

BONUS: spot the difference between the two pictures!

That's mighty white of him

For the first time, one Mr. Polanski’s lawyers, Georges Kiejman, floated on Wednesday the idea of a possible return in an interview with the radio station Europe 1. “If this process drags on, it is not completely impossible that Roman Polanski could choose to go finally to explain himself in the United States where the arguments in his favor exist,” he said.

I think I'll try that someday; agreeing to be tried for my crimes.

Girl missing in Florida

Who the hell let's a seven year old walk herself home from school?