"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

failed pick up lines from twitter

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

If I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, I'd put my penis in your vagina.... wait...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

my penis died , can i burry it in your ass?

I'm not really this tall I'm sitting on my wallet!

Girl, if I wasn't on house arrest, I'd take you to Red Lobster (True Story)

cutting edge

Top 10 personalized plates in Kansas

Plate ---- Number
HUSKERS ---- 53
JAYHAWK ---- 43
GITRDUN ---- 38
CHIEFS ---- 37
2FAST4U ---- 36
SPOILED ---- 35
SOONERS ---- 34
BLESSED ---- 34
MYTOY ---- 33
REDNECK ---- 32

Read more: http://www.kansas.com/news/story/1116664.html#ixzz0bDihHBrt

Zombieland 2009

I saw this on the Drudge Report.

If one scientist says it on Drudge, it must be true.
How silly of me to have ever doubted this.

NCDOT hard at work

Knock Nevis

The Knock Nevis is a massive ship, currently used as a floating storage and offloading unit (FSO). Owned by the Norwegian company Fred Olsen Production,[1] she was previously a supertanker and still holds the record as the longest ship ever built.

When plying the sea, the vessel had a fully laden draft of 24.6 m (81 ft), rendering it unable to navigate the English Channel, the Suez Canal or the Panama Canal when its load was up to capacity.[6] As a tanker she was known as the Seawise Giant, Happy Giant, and Jahre Viking.
Knock Nevis

a japanese response.

from the comments of this article

" Oh yes, please berate our country some more oh, western overlords. We all know that Americans, Europeans, Chinese, Russians, Scandinavians, certainly don't overfish their oceans and live at peace with the undersea inhabitants. (No emoticon with eyes large enough to roll for this one)

When all of you stop fishing, whaling, slaughtering, and cooking life on this planet for yourselves, please feel free to make an arrogant supercilious documentary and I'm sure we'll all file in to listen to your moving sermons.

The only reason the anti-whaling/fishing crowd (Sea Shepard, I'm looking at you) and their ilk continue to reproach Japan is because any other country would call in their navy to lay the smackdown on these hypocritical troublemakers."

Kinda nice to see the Japanese fight back after all this time. Point and game.

BONUS: spot the difference between the two pictures!

That's mighty white of him

For the first time, one Mr. Polanski’s lawyers, Georges Kiejman, floated on Wednesday the idea of a possible return in an interview with the radio station Europe 1. “If this process drags on, it is not completely impossible that Roman Polanski could choose to go finally to explain himself in the United States where the arguments in his favor exist,” he said.

I think I'll try that someday; agreeing to be tried for my crimes.

Girl missing in Florida

Who the hell let's a seven year old walk herself home from school?

funny Google Ad

Found at the bottom of a post about sea birds who ingest plastic and die

Swiss court orders Polanski kept in jail

Roman Polanski suffered another setback in his fight against extradition to the United States on Tuesday when a Swiss court ordered the 76-year-old director kept in jail because he poses a high flight risk.

They should let him go so he can escape back to the U.S. He knows that's where the girls are.
That way we'll save on the extradition flight.

YouTube Comment or
e. e. cummings?

BY FRANÇOIS VINCENT

- - - -

1. loog a his lirow nose

2. there is some shit I will not eat

3. LISN bud LISN

4. this i bad sorry to saY

5. leave her alone
she's not your gal

6. She is Lucifierian !

7. THuNdeRB
loSSo!M iN

8. aThe):l

9. stunned. i. am. stunned. every question speaks to us

10. What is nothing?

YouTube comment: 1, 4, 6, 9, 10
e. e. cummings: 2, 3, 5, 7, 8

OH NO!

Polanski is sick!

Let's hope it's not contagious! We wouldn't want to catch what HE'S got.

Better yet, let's all send him a get well card! C'mon gang, what d'ya say?'

Sulfur hexafluoride

EVA

Ethylene vinyl acetate (also known as EVA) is the copolymer of ethylene and vinyl acetate. The weight percent vinyl acetate usually varies from 10 to 40%, with the remainder being ethylene.

It is a polymer that approaches elastomeric materials in softness and flexibility, yet can be processed like other thermoplastics. The material has good clarity and gloss, barrier properties, low-temperature toughness, stress-crack resistance, hot-melt adhesive water proof properties, and resistance to UV radiation. EVA has little or no odor and is competitive with rubber and vinyl products in many electrical applications.

Applications

Hot melt adhesives, hot glue sticks, are usually made from EVA, usually with additives like wax and resin. EVA is also used as a clinginess-enhancing additive in plastic wraps.

Jalousie window

2007 Groundhog Day tornado outbreak

The 2007 Groundhog Day tornado outbreak was a localized, but devastating tornado event that took place in central Florida early on February 2, 2007. Early morning temperatures had risen well above average for the season, which, combined with increased moisture and a powerful jet stream, created enough instability and wind shear for thunderstorms to rotate and spawn tornadoes. Due to the conditions, a long-tracked supercell formed and produced three tornadoes during a one hour and 17 minute time frame. The supercell resulted in a 70 mile (110 km) trail of damage.

Algaemia

Algaemia refers to the condition where green algae is found in the blood.

C8H8O3

The molecular formula C₈H₈O₃ (molar mass : 152.15 g/mol) may refer to:

• Anisic acids
  • o-Anisic acid (2-methoxybenzoic acid)
  • m-Anisic acid (3-methoxybenzoic acid)
  • p-Anisic acid (4-methoxybenzoic acid)
• 3,4-Dihydroxyphenylacetaldehyde
• Mandelic acid
• Methylparaben
• Methyl salicylate
• Phenylacetic acid
• Vanillin
• o-Vanillin

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AWWWWWWW

Director Polanski feels depressed in jail: lawyer

Let's hope he gets some cheering up soon. C'mon everybody, let's send him some flowers!

O Urizel

David Byrne - Under heavy manners (fripp/byrne) lyrics

Saw one of these toolin' down the road.

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/12/concept-truck-by-luigi-colani.html

http://www.tuvie.com/atropos-an-aeorodynamic-converting-hybrid-semi-truck/

USS Bonefish

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Holy Moly!

Keweenaw structure

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