A little domestic violence will get peoples attention!

Saw a doofus waiting at a bus stop smack a woman across the face so hard her glasses flew into the street.
I followed the guy in front of me into the KFC parking lot where we were met by a woman hollering to us "Did y'all see that?"
We had. "What the hell do we do now?" I asked. "I already did what I'm going to do" said the guy in the truck as he hung up his phone.
I called 911 and so did the woman. just then another two guys rolled up and explained that it took them a couple of minutes to turn around but they wanted a piece of the action.
I suggested that instead of calling the cops we should've just kicked his ass up and down the street.

Well, the cops came and cuffed him, pulled a knife out of his pocket, yelled at him and spoke to the woman.
5 minutes later the happy couple were walking on to the next bus stop.

We should've just kicked his ass up and down the street.

Death truck!

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Good thing I was paying attention!
If I had been on the phone or tending to my chimichanga I might have been killed by one of the 20 or so of these that came flying off the back of this truck in front of me.
No joke, I didn’t think it was possible to actually be in both lanes and on both shoulders at the same time. You should’ve seen me and the girl in the lane next to me avoiding this stuff while going 65 mph, YEEEHAAAAAAAAW!
Drinks are on me.

To top it off, not 3 miles down the road (having resumed 65 MPH) ALL visibility was reduced to 10 feet by a machine sweeping the dirt off the road by sweeping it into the air. Again, if you really want some excitement, try driving with your eyes closed for 10 seconds in heavy traffic.
Drinks are on me.

AND I almost saw a biker get eaten on Haywood by a late model Pontiac.
Drinks are on him.