I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U
If I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, I'd put my penis in your vagina.... wait...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
my penis died , can i burry it in your ass?
I'm not really this tall I'm sitting on my wallet!
Girl, if I wasn't on house arrest, I'd take you to Red Lobster (True Story)