Roman Polanski re-arrested

Let's hope that while he's being extradited nothing happens to him. We wouldn't want anything to happen to him like, say, the plane crashing into the side of a mountain WHILE a big guard named Cletus beat the living shit out of him while buggering him with his own leg.

A little domestic violence will get peoples attention!

Saw a doofus waiting at a bus stop smack a woman across the face so hard her glasses flew into the street.
I followed the guy in front of me into the KFC parking lot where we were met by a woman hollering to us "Did y'all see that?"
We had. "What the hell do we do now?" I asked. "I already did what I'm going to do" said the guy in the truck as he hung up his phone.
I called 911 and so did the woman. just then another two guys rolled up and explained that it took them a couple of minutes to turn around but they wanted a piece of the action.
I suggested that instead of calling the cops we should've just kicked his ass up and down the street.

Well, the cops came and cuffed him, pulled a knife out of his pocket, yelled at him and spoke to the woman.
5 minutes later the happy couple were walking on to the next bus stop.

We should've just kicked his ass up and down the street.

What, bribing us with beer money wasn't enough?

I wonder if he'll go for free lottery tickets for everyone or if he'll go with free HBO for 3 months...




Maybe he'll hang himself on pay per view to raise money for war orphans!