Almond Joy --- Candy Corn*** --- Starburst
*These may be rolled to a friend.
** Whoppers blow.
*** Still no unanimous decision on the placement of Candy Corn, which as of 2006 remained unclassified, but as of 2007 had been tentatively placed in the Upper Chewy/Upper Devonian. 2008: no sighting.
**** Unless its something caramel, pronounced "caramel."
*****Remains an outlier, since it is in no way "chewy." Further studies have not resolved this inconsistency.