Q: What do you get when you mix iron, bromine, uranium, argon, and yttrium?
Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To a prism.
Power, Work, and Energy are walking along when suddenly someone walks up and kicks energy. All three fall down in agony.
"Hey!" yells energy, "I'm the one that got hit, not you guys! Why are you moaning?"
"Are you kidding?" Yells Power. "We just got kicked in the Joules!"
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control!